The past three months of my life have been quite stressful. I've tried many strategies for coping, but nothing has worked. I now have a new plan. The basis of my plan is, "I really don't care." Until the people who have invaded my home leave, I am not going to care about anything.
We need groceries - I really don't care.
There aren't any clean towels - I really don't care.
The trash is overflowing - I really don't care.
The phone is ringing - I really don't care.
The floors are dirty - I really don't care.
We're out of toilet paper - I really don't care.
The car is on fire - I really don't care.
There's nothing to eat - I really don't care.
It works for everything and it is my new mantra. I really don't care.
This should be a rap.
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