Resolutions

It's New Year's Day, obviously I am legally bound to post my list of resolutions. In no particular order, here are ten things I resolve to do in 2011:

1. Get out of bed every day.

2. Look at pictures of Robert Pattinson.

3. Eat.

4. Suppress my anger.

5. Shower.

6. Get haircuts.

7. Listen to music.

8. Watch t.v.

9. Buy things.

10. Drink soy chai lattes.

I feel fairly confident in my ability to achieve these goals. Check back to follow my progress.