I am apathetic towards much of what I read online. There is only one thing on the internet that makes me laugh every single time: Drunk Hulk on Twitter. It actually makes me feel like a slacker to think that some clever person came up with this idea and has realized it's potential so fully. Is there such a hidden gem within us all, or does one have to be some kind of artistic genius to create something so amazing? What could be my invaluable contribution to the world? Maybe I should start a twitter feed of Smurfette's homage to Mr. Rogers.
It's a smurfy day in the neighborhood.
People can smurf you just the way you are.
It's such a smurfy feeling to know you're alive.
I think I'll make a smurfy new day.
Smurf you tomorrow.